Marc's+Myth!!!

=//"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" yelled Hades. "Take the freakin' garbage out." replied Persephone. "But that's womens work" hades said angrily. "WOMENS WORK!?" Persephone yelled. This is the pathetic and unfun life of Hades, the the god of the underworld. After he had gotten in trouble with Zues he had been bound to human form for thirty years, thirty long painfully boring years.//= == =//**Anyway,after Persephone started yelling all Hades heard was blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Finally Hades said, "Fine I'll take the freaking garbage."** "I'm tired of being treated like your slave"// Persphone complained. "I never said you were my slave" Hades responded. "Yes you did. Just twenty minutes ago this is exactly what you said'get in the kitchen ad make me a sammich woman!'"= ="I never said you were my slave. If you're going to accuse me of things I never said I'm leaving! I don't need you. All I need is this deck of cards, that's it. Only the cards......and......and.... this lamp, just the cards and this lamp is all I need. The cards, the lamp, and this can of air freshener and the paddle ball game. That's all I need." Hades then left the house in a shirt and some boxers carrying the deck of cards, the lamp, the paddle ball game, and he also grabbed a chair on his way out. He lived about a mile from his favorite bar, the Drink 'n' Leave, so naturally that was the first place he went. When he arrrived through the door soaking wet (it was raining) in the middle of the night the bartender said, "Look, Hades I like you but you can't be in here. Sorry but you're not wearing any pants and I can't have weired pantsless people in my bar, it's bad ofr ny image." Hades left crying. In the rain and darkness Hades tripped over something. He was in pain he was wet and tired and sad. So to make this wonderful night better hw saw a figure in the blackness. He screamed as the figure dragged him away, Hades was being dragged back into a life of nonstop nagging. OH NO!!!=