Ben's+Myth

''It looks like it's going to be a wet weekend! Back to you Bob.'' Said Zeus. It started to rain harder. Zeus as you know is the sky god, and can control the weather. Zeus didn't expect it to rain so hard so he tried to stop it but for some reason he couldn't control his powers. Zeus and his camera crew searched and found a fairly large cave and ventured inside. The cave was dark and damp, there was moss on the walls and long rocks on the ground. It suddenly got very dark and Zeus said, What's that on the wall ? While they were looking, Zeus zapped a fire from some moss. Light flooded the room and for a second all he could hear was his own breathing as Zeus stared into the eye of a cyclops. There were about 5 cyclops, maybe more, all huge, green, disgusting, one-eyed beasts. Zeus almost keeled over from the horrendous stench of its breath alone. They realized those weren't rocks on the floor, they were bones. "Just don't move", whispered Zeus. The cyclops looked as if it hadn't noticed him until he hiccuped. You don't usually think a hiccup would mean the end of your life until you were face-to-face with a blood-thirsty cyclops. It roared with such force that it blew the fire out, but Zeus was ready. He had allowed his power to flow through him so that he had a faint glow; just enough to see. The first attack Zeus dodged, but when another body slammed him, he was defenseless. He electrocuted him in mid air, but it was too late. The cyclops may have had no life in it, but it still had weight. For a god, you'd think he'd be able to free himself, but the semi-truck of a monster was to much to lift. Even though Zeus was being crushed, he couldn't help wonder why his camera men didn't seem to be frightened at all. As soon as Zeus felt as he was going to pass out, he saw something fly above his head and the weight was lifted. He looked up through the haze and saw Ares and Hermes continuing to battle the cyclops. "ME EAT YOU!", one cyclops bellowed. 'Yeah, right', said Ares as he socked the cyclops in the eye. Hermes flew overhead distracting the monsters while Ares demolished them. Zeus was still bewildered that his camera men were gods. He just thought they were thirty-year-olds with no lives. When Zeus finally focused on what was going on, the group of cyclops was practically soup. "Well", said Ares, "I think we made some good progress on this trip." "Yeah", said Hermes, "let's head home". After a few hours they were sitting in the bosses office in the weather forecast building. "So, how did it go", asked the boss. "It was okay", said Hermes. "Good!", said the boss, "we had some trouble here". Hermes, Ares and Zeus said in unison, "you have no idea!"