Max's+Myth

 How Hephaestus Goes Evil

Hephaestus goes to his daily job of making nuclear weapons out of bronze. Later that day, he finishes making a bronze coated nuclear laser weapon. Then the cops bust into the factory and try to arrest him. Hephaestus shoots the cops with the ray gun. Then he goes home. When he gets there he finds his wife gone. Aphrodite left a note saying that she divorced him. Hephaestus was really mad. He started nuking people. The next day SWAT came to kill him. He throws a suitcase nuke at them since no earthly weapon can kill him. Then he goes and kidnaps the president. First he takes all of the president’s stuff. Then he walks outside and trips. He accidently shoots the president. Then he makes a run for it. The next day Hephaestus was talking to Hades about everything he had done. Hades said that he should get on a boat and go far away. Hephaestus agreed with him, forgetting about Poseidon. He gets a boat and starts riding away. His boat exploded in the middle of the Arctic Ocean. Then Poseidon found out about him. Then Poseidon drowned Hephaestus. = =