Nicholas's+myth

Poseidon is a scaming goldfish sales man. But he has a good spleen. He uses his powers of controlling all goldfish to advertize. He makes them jump through firey hoops of doom. people buy them by the dozens literally. you may think how dose he get that manny goldfish? posidon can breed them really really really really fast. he could start with only two goldfish and withen 3 millaseconds he could have 99.3. He also has tapped the worlds water system so all the sewage gose into his secret room. He searches throught the sewage and picks out all the goldfishthat have been flushed and turns them back to life the process is illegal.

One day as poseidon is giving a tour of his factoy (speed breed) a man named joe, evil joe sneeked into his secret room. He finds out what poseidon has been doing and sues him for his powers and spleen. Poseiodon was angry about the powers but whan the spleen came up he was outraged (outraged is when you are really angry). He thought he could win the trial because he was half god half lawyer so he stood on his hands so the lawyer half was facing the judge. The judge was insulted an posiden lost. While they were disiding the punishment posiden got really and angry with the judge and shot her, he lost his spleen and powers on controlling all goldfish but before he gives them up he turned all the gold fish in the world into batafish that way evil joe could not controll the goldfish for his evil plans( the plans are so evil that we will not reapeat them) he turned him self into the only giant goldfish he was long and had a big nose. One day as posiden was swiming by a boat a sailer spilled a tub of grey paint in the water and posiden got it all over him he used his breeding powers to creat more off himselve and created the dolphin and lived at dalantis. The End