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 * Achilles and Hector

Achilles was really hungry one day, so he went to the 21st street market. When he got there there was only one Jelly Doughnut left, and Hector from Troy was there too. Hector wanted the doughnut as well Achilles soon found out, and they had to settle this conflict with reason. They played Rock-Paper-Scissors, and Hopscotch. In the end Achilles lost, but he took the Doughnut anyway.**


 * Hector was furious, so he called in all the hobos from 21st street to kill Achilles, but Achilles was Immortal so he could fight them all off easily. Achilles called in some weasels to kill Hector, but Hector shot them from afar with his bow. Achilles was furious, but he knew Hector could not kill him because he was immortal.

Both Achilles and Hector know now they must fight to the death. Their eyes met and then the battle began. Achilles and Hector both pull out their swords and start dancing around like Mahammad Ali and Gorge Foreman. Achilles jumps through the air at Hector and tries to stab him in the shoulder but Hector blocks his jab. Hector tries a nice side stab but Achilles dodges it like it was a slow pitched baseball.

Hector finally gives up with his sword because he knows Achilles is a better sword fighter. Hector pulls out his bow and shoots Achilles staright through the heel. Achilles falls into a ball on the floor as he is writhing in pain. He gives one final scream in agony as he dies but the fight is not over. At last the one lone weasel catches his breath and jumps on Hector. Hector's throat is torn to shreds and the store is a bloody glassy mess.

The store is destroyed and no-one lives to tell the tale, except for the one hobo that steals the doughnut. The hobo takes a bite of the Doughnut and clutches at his heart, the doughnut was poisoned.

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